ALF thinks he's won in a publisher's sweepstakes, but the actual truth is that he subscribed to hundreds of magazines (Willie probably exaggerates here)... The next leaflet ALF gets his hands on does promise free gifts, but only if the family comes to listen to a sales pitch for vacation homes. The Ochmoneks are going there, so Trevor invites the Tanners to come along. The reluctant Willie eventually warms to the idea, but ALF has to stay home. Or is it that he should stay home?