Guacamelee! review. Classic Game Room presents a CGR Undertow review of Guacamelee! on the PlayStation Network for the PlayStation 3 and Vita developed and published by DrinkBox. Juan Aguacate is a farmer. Or at least, he was a farmer. Then an evil skeleton man killed him and kidnapped El Presidente's daughter. Now, he's a resurrected luchador with superhuman abilities and a sweet mask. Guacamelee! is a slick action-platform game in the Metroidvania style.