Oprahs BFF Gayle would marry Oprah...if she were a man. She claims that marriage to her longtime pal would be the easiest thing ever. She has all the qualities you would want in a spouse. Gayle tells the New York Times, Somebody who is successful, who cheers you on, understands you, cares about you, supports you, who's honest with you. Theres nothing difficult about her. Nothing.