Mad Men star Jon Hamm thinks he would be a terrible father. Hey everyone this is Ani Esmailian for Hollyscoop. Jon Hamm may play a father of two on the hit show Mad Men, but he has no desire to play one in real life. Jon confessed him and his girlfriend of 14 years, Jennifer Westfeldt have never tried to have kids and he says its for the best. He said quote I d be a terrible father! I see my friends who have children and I'm like, 'Dude, how are you even upright, much less here at work at 6am?