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Britney Spears; latest dance single 3 is an ode to orgies. But the music video released for the song is so much more: Call it an Eau;d to Orgies. That;s because it is part trashy skanktown sing this song music video as well as an infomercial for Britney;s perfume Fantasy. The video is typical Britney: Plenty of hair mussing, Cher;s outfit from If I Could Turn Back Time mixed with quick camera cuts that fool the eye into believe that Britney is actually dancing, women and gay guys fighting for the chance of rubbin; all up on the pop superstar. The only thing missing is a cameo appearance by Rosie from The Jetsons, the song;s original artist. But it;s really the subtlety of the fragrant product placement that reminds us that Britney Spears is not a woman: She is a machine sent back from the future with the sole purpose of making us all smell like $8 meth sluts. And to put it simple, we can;t thank her enough.