Good move signing Michael Phelps to that 90-year endorsement deal, Subway - with years and years worth of these awesome Phelps/Jared commercials sure to come, there;s no way American consumers are ever gonna get tired of these two! They are literally our generation;s Newman & Redford.In the latest Phelps/Jared bon mot, a splitscreen of their parallel lives reveals that Phelps is a hard-working, cross-training swim machine, and Jared is a lazy, boring-ass turd (their words, not mine). You can always be yourself at Subway! Especially if you;re a lazy boring-ass turd who watches tv and feeds fish all day (also their words):
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Posted: 7/30/2009
