Just when you think that maybe, by some divine intervention, America might be on a fast-track to success, a woman who named her children Adolf Hitler, Himmler and Aryannation ends up on the news in a segment that somehow ISN;T about The Missing Link being discovered. Confused? So are we.The story goes like this: A woman, let;s just call her Shampooless for the time being, manages to fall in love and have three children. Her and her husband name said three children (innocent until proven cavepeople) Hitler, Himmler and the uber-catchy Aryannation. Authorities, upon discovering this, remove the children from their home, in a maneuver known as What Took So G*ddamned Long? Now, Mom;s is upset... almost as upset as when Nell Carter got cast on Gimme a Break. And she;s asking for your help (assuming you are a true-blooded white, of course.)Watch the following video, and try not to pick up your computer tower and throw it out the window. Something tells me even Hitler himself would b
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Posted: 4/29/2009
