You know, when it comes to walking in front of TMZ;s cameras and coming up with creative phrases to describe people;s vaginas, Brandon Davis is something of a legend. But though his Firecrotch bit took the world by storm a while back, that;s starting to feel like a long time ago. It;s really time for him to follow up with something new, lest he become forever regarded as a one TMZ clip wonder. The good news is he seems to be hard at work at finding the next awesomely vulgar thing to yell at cameras when he;s wasted, but the bad news is f*cking ni*ger and paparazzi fa*got just don;t have quite the same panache as Firecrotch, especially when yelled from behind the tinted window he keeps rolling up and down in his Douchemobile. But let;s try to be positive! Maybe if he does some more coke, he;ll be able to once again reach the brilliant heights of his early career. Get brain damage from watching the video, after the jump!
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Posted: 4/29/2009