So TMZ just happened to be hanging out at some satan-worshipping death metal event, per the yoozh, when none other than Nicolas Cage;s goth-prince son Weston Coppola-Cage (he even took his father;s fake name) strutted out in the most evil ensemble this side of the Mall of America and proceeded to shout his dark, devious, fiendishly eeeeeeevil plans about the latest Hot Topics to the riled-up audience of teenagers who get picked on a lot. Then the Dark Prince of Hollywood sauntered outside and gave a devilish greeting to the paparazzi before getting into the most cruel and unholy luxury sedan I;ve ever seen. Worship before His Darkness, after the jump!
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Posted: 4/29/2009
