Guys, The Hon. James David Manning just got off the phone with JC and would like to deliver his report on who;s making up this week;s Trinity of Hell. As he will tell you in his hilariously stereotypical caricature of black preachers, the big winners are presidential candidate Barack Hussein Obama, his ex-preacher Jeremiah Wright, and struggling actor/radio talk-show host Oprah Winfrey. Together they have formed an unholy cabal of evil - united under the terrifying acronym OOJ - bent on destroying the Christian universe so Satan can plunder it. How, you ask? White women, closet homosexuals, suspected lesbians, long-legged pimps, and the keys of death and hell. I don;t know either, but this is still pretty funny (in a completely insane way), if for no other reason than Oprah is referred to as the whore girl.The Gospel of Manning (via Greg Johnson), after the jump!
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Posted: 4/29/2009
