Friends, we;re facing an epidemic. If left unchecked, the current levels of B*tchassness found in this country threatens to wipe out our very way of life as we know it. This silent killer, b*tchassness, presents us with a Herculean challenge to identify and eliminate the vicious disease wherever it may lurk. Luckily, we are not alone, for increasingly erratic hip-hop mogul-turned-YouTube-auteur P. Diddy has dedicated his life to educating Americans about the growing threat of b*tchassness, which is currently at level orange, whatever that means. If I were you guys, I;d start stocking up on water, canned food, and old episodes of Making the Band, because when the b*tchass zombie apocalypse comes, you don;t want to be unprepared.
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Posted: 4/29/2009
