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I once had this theory that the apocalyptic house party - as seen in pretty much every teen movie in the 1980;s - was only a myth, and could never truly exist outside the realm of John Hughes-penned Hollywood fiction. Then I saw the following video of Corey Worthington, Master of Parties, who for some 4 minutes stood proud and firm and open-shirted and cool-shaded as some square Australian news reporter grilled him about what sounds like the most epic party ever. As the lame-o newscaster repeatedly requests Cory remove his cool ironic sunglasses, and tries to wrench a little remorse out of the clearly baked-out-of-his-mind party animal (who;s currently in hiding from both his parents and the fuzz), like the Rosa Parks of wasted suburban kids, he courageously refuses to be swayed by her buzz-killing ways. This young man is a hero, a legend, and worthy of our reverent honor.