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Oh, how our little televised monkey children grow up so fast! Here is Mary-Kate Olsen;s first full scene from the Showtime series Weeds, where Mary-Kate plays a virginal teenager whose only weakness is... yup, smoking weed. It;s always strange to hear her voice, as we;ve become accustomed to just staring into photographs of those huge twin-eyes desperate to absorb other souls to be able to live, and her voice is sort of a shock - fairly deep for a pygmy, gravelly, and sort of valley girl. Frankly, we;re pretty sure MK is playing herself in the clip - just swap out all references to pot with references to coke, and change the background from a playground to Hyde... and enjoy this glimpse into her real life. Side-note: Did she murder Ashley? We haven;t seen that bitch in ages!