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(NOTE: This post is intended to be sung to the tune of Elvis Presley;s heart-breaking hit In The Ghetto. Also, it takes the video below a few seconds to load.)As the sun shines, on a hot and muggy Manhattan morning, another celebrity;s poor attempt to get attention is born..on the Internet. And the blogger cries. Because if there;s one thing that he don;t need, it;s another dumb stunt for publicity by Lisa Marie. People don;t you understand, even if Elvis is your dad, you shouldn;t grow up to exploit his fame in every possible way. Take a look at Lisa Marie, are we too blind to see, that this is the same person who married Michael Jackson just to prove he isn;t gay? While The King turns, over in his grave at this embarassing display, his daughter ruining his songs without shame...on the Internet. And the blogger cries.