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What Would It Look Like If Closeted Scientologist Will Smith Met a Thetan?

As much as I adore Will Smith - and let;s be clear, mockery aside, we all adore him - it pains me to think of the backstage brainwashery going on between Will and mini-bestie who I also kind of like as an actor, Tom Cruise. For months, Smith has denied converting to Scientology, the culty religion that has already claimed the lives of Katie Holmes and, perhaps more tragically, Jenna Elfman. While we wanted to believe Smith;s persistent denials regarding his alien conversion, it seems that all flashing neon e-meter signs seem to be pointing at LIAR.The Daily News reports:Will Smith has joined the ranks of Hollywood power players actively recruiting for the Church of Scientology. Big stars traditionally distribute wrap presents to crew members after completing a film. His recent gift after wrapping next summer;s comedy Hancock was a card good for a personality test at your local Scientology center.Fun! Never mind that such tests are given free by the church anyway. The quiz is de
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Posted: 4/29/2009

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