Call Me Fitz

Honesty, Integrity, and Low Mileage, Pt. 2

  • Aired: 4/18/2012
    • Length: 17:10:55
    • Plays: ???
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Fitz comes to in a motel room with Ali, Sonja, and Julia, the leader of the Bad Men and the Good Women Who Love Them. But they’re divided on what they want to do with him – snip off his dick or record a hostage-style video warning to women everywhere. Sonja chickens out and calls Larry to come save Fitz. Larry talks the women out of a beheading, but agrees to take up Kangaroo court for the trial of Dick Fitz. Meanwhile, Kara instructs Josh to make bomb, with her cell phone as the detonator. But he realizes there’s far too much firepower for this to be a simple jailbreak bomb – she wants to blow-up Fitzpatrick Motors! Larry pleads on behalf of the defendant that they’re lucky he’s not worse than he already is – his mother left him, his father doesn’t want him to succeed, but he’s still capable of love. When he gets a panicked call from Josh that his dealership is about to explode, not to mention the revelation that Julia is actually a dude with problems far worse than gender dysmorphia, Fitz is free to go. He swiftly throws the bomb in the cursed GT, drives it his original crash site, and explodes it safely away from his dealership. The next morning, Fitz arrives at work to find Larry’s face being painted on the Fitzpatrick Motors mural. He’s finally accepted him as part of his life. But the sight of him only elicits a final “Fuck off, Larry.”

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