Can you imagine how embarrassing it is to be in Encino when your dad shows up in a tractor?

The only time Joseph Mencia's bit on the show made sense was when he made up his lines himself.

Who better than Carlos to vet Barack Obama's potential cabinet?

Carlos didn't bust his balls to lose his accent and become a voice for America so that his brother could take his citizenship test in Spanish.

Sometimes you get confused when you think in Spanish and talk in English.

Daniel hasn't sold out -- not because he doesn't want to, but because nobody's asked him to yet.

It's a long way to wherever you're heading, so why not skip a few steps?

The reality is: you should dream small. The disappointment hurts less.

Daniel has had somebody pull a sword on him at a show.

George W. Bush is protecting your freedom of speech. Now shut the hell up, buddy!