Joan and Barri decide to explore their sexual identities by trying to become lesbians. Their dorm friends are not convinced and hire a deprogrammer to convince them they aren't gay.

Joan and Barri discover the upside of being freshman at 40- they're the only ones in the dorm who can buy booze! and the downside- communal bathrooms. Guest starring Dan Castellaneta.

When Joan and Barri witness a fraternity initiation, they assume their friend Drew is being inducted into a homosexual cult and make plans to intervene.

Joan and Barri make a bet with the guys down the hall that leads to wild off-campus adventures with some freaky grad students (guest stars Will Forte and Anthony Anderson).

Paul Rubens guest stars as a drama teacher who uncovers secrets in acting class that cause a feud between Joan and Barri.

A weekend hunting trip turns deadly for two men, and their families are determined to learn what happened in their final moments.

Sue Jo talks turkey with David Letterman.

Pilar starts a modeling business and prepares a team of hotties for a performance at one of Deion's business events. Meanwhile, Shiloh has a math quiz coming up and Deion goes overboard to coach him towards an A.

My partner wants to try anal sex. What do I do?

Bonus interview with Barbara Boudro.