There's an old FBI saying that goes: "In order to catch a mad bomber, you need five guys with more mental problems than the lunatic with the bomb."

The shortest distance between two people is a straight line called "love." But, when a third person joins, that line gets crossed in today's position.

An example of the perfect job interview.

Cakey gets carried away when helping Duncan write a book report.

Say goodbye to tough spills and hello to spick-and-span with today s position.

We ve all seen those television shows that encourage homebuyers to visualize their furniture in a new space before committing to it. Well, these two guys take it a tad too literally and a bit too far.

Cakey brings his special brand of magic to a run-of-the-mill bake sale.

For legal reasons, we're not allowed to tell you which dance troupe "inspired" Dave Hill and David Rakoff to take on performance percussion. Also guest-starring Martha Plimpton.

Breaking News! Robot homeland security protocols have been updated in order to better exchange civil liberty for the illusion of safety.

Do tight buns and fake smiles make your girl excited? Then cue up that power ballad and make a grand entrance for today's position.