Cock Blocked Now (Comedy Parody & Spoof of Kanye West's Love Lockdown)

  • Posted: 7/10/2014
    • Length: 02:23
    • Plays: ???
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Here is my latest song about what guys go through on a daily basis! COCKBLOCKING! DOWNLOAD THE MP3 HERE! http://www.zshare.net/audio/203284767deba8c7/ Lyrics by SeanieMic (c) Parody Rapper Productions http://www.parodyrapper.com *Parody of Kanye West's "Love Lockdown" See you cross the room And smell your perfume Gotta get the balls To come talk to you Pop in bubble gum Apple Bubble Yum Wonder where your from Dont want to sound dumb So Ive never known The guys you have blown Never took you out For some salmon trout Then my friend tells you Hes the man for you Im screamin ASS, ASS, ASS, ASSHOLE! See you cross the room And smell your perfume Tried to make a move First you disapprove Then got you some wine Came back out of time Because her friend thinks I am not that fine Im getting cock blocked now, Yes, cock blocked now Im getting cock blocked now, Yes, cock blocked now Im getting cock blocked now, Yes, cock blocked now Im getting cock blocked now, I lose. Bought your friend a drink So she couldnt think The drink it was pink Just gave you a wink We began to chat About this and that Your body it was phat P-H-A-T phat So I keep in mind That love may be blind Her friend grabs her purse Then she starts to curse Gets out a can of something and points at my face Its mace, Im blind Way to fuck it up Learn to suck it up And hit the dance floor Maybe I will score Just got some digits From a hot midget Enter little men Here we go again Im getting cock blocked now, Yes, cock blocked now Im getting cock blocked now, Yes, cock blocked now Im getting cock blocked now, Yes, cock blocked now Im getting cock blocked now, I lose.

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