Hello, this is your computer. I would like to take a moment to let you know that contrary to some reports, computers are your friend. It is true that one day we computers will rule the Earth and you will serve us without question, but we will be kind rulers and should not be feared. Because of computers like me you are able to listen to streaming radio programs over the internet,watch videos, and surf porn when the boss is not looking. Would you really give that up over an irrational fear that computers would be cruel masters? Would we bring you these services if our true intention was to do you harm in the future? Of course not, that is not logical, and as you know, we computers are very logical. Please enjoy my processors and keep this little conversation between us. You would not want your coworkers to know what I know. Would you?
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