Cray Cray Christmas!

  • Posted: 3/25/2014
    • Length: 02:42
    • Plays: ???
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We're bringin' some yuletide flava for your ear with this Christmas (w)rap! Thanks for watching! More DWG videos to come! What about Christmas makes you go cray cray? Let us know in the comments below! SUBSCRIBE TO OUR CHANNEL: http://www.youtube.com/user/thedwgcomedy FACEBOOK: http://www.facebook.com/dwgcomedy TWITTER: http://www.twitter.com/dwgcomedy WEBSITE: http://www.dwgcomedy.com BEATS BY: Edgar Campos STARRING/WRITTEN/VOCALS/EDITED BY: Carmen Kartini Rohde Jennifer Landa http://www.youtube.com/jenniferlanda Aimee Shyn http://www.youtube.com/ashyn1 ALSO STARRING: Foo Nguyen DIRECTED/FILMED BY: Joshua Busch http://www.youtube.com/joshonthestreet1 LYRICS: There's nowhere these bitches would rather be, than underneath our Christmas tree! Twinkly lights everywhere, blazin' so pretty like they just don't flippin' care! This mami is all about the holiday feast You show me turkey thigh and I'll eat it like a beast Yams and pumpkin pie, we be poppin' Martinelli's I'm wearing stretchy pants for my ho, ho, ho belly! Yo Christmas! The ill-ist time of year! That's when I whip out my holiday gear Handel's Messiah sets my heart on fire! You like Sound of Music? Yo, you preachin' to the choir! CHORUS Bring your yule tide cheer, cuz Christmas is near Eggnog, miseltoe, carols for your ear A big fat white man sitting on a sleigh Giving gifts to everyone, you know this iiiish is cray I get so high, on mincemeat pie snowflakes fallin'? Christmas is nigh! Ain't no lie, we ain't playin', Eyes up in the sky to peep if da sleigh's in! He's large and in charge but he ain't no blimp, We call him S Ceezy - he's the muthaf'in PIMP! Yo Santa (what?) We left you some some treats! So you better watch out and check out our beatz! Christmas carols all around We like to sing them a round the town We'll come by your door, don't be scurred Knock knock knock, you're about to get served! We're here to say "How are you?" And bring you Christmas cheer. Give us food or cash, or credit cards Or we will cut off your ear. X-M-A to the mother effin S All you suckers know which holiday is best Santa's got scrilla, is that an ipod in your stocking? Christmas is dope, other holidays be jocking. I'm part of the Christmas School Of Rock Yo halls with my balls buying gifts at the malls Ya better watch out for ol' saint Nick, Cuz Christmas is coming Fools! It's gonna be sick! CHORUS Bring your yule tide cheer, cuz Christmas is near Eggnog, miseltoe, carols for your ear A big fat white man sitting on a sleigh Giving gifts to everyone, you know this iiiish is cray

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