While visiting D.C. Follies, Yackov Smirnoff makes amends with Gorbi and they perform a segment from the Yaki and Miki Show. The ex-presidents reminisce how it used to be during a chauffeured trip by Fred to see Nixon accept an award. Political Love Connection shares the inside story of Arafat's and Joan River's dream date. Due to budget problems, Bush is forced to inform Barbara that they will not be able to afford her eating habits any longer. The Ayatollah and Yassir land a segment on the TBS...Terrorist Broadcasting System.