I always wanted to sing a Movie Musical type Song about Dog Shit.
DOG SHIT: THE MUSICAL
Good morning to you sir
And your fine dog sir.
A fine day for a walk sir
It's a beautiful day
But waite sir
What is your dog doing now sir
On my beautiful lawn sir
The lawn that i love
He's squatting his ass sir
And squinching his face sir
He's taking a shit sir
A really huge shit.
Oh my god your mutt is shitting all over my beautiful lawn.
The lawn that I regulary inspect for disease, insects and weeds
The lawn that I fertilize, water and mow.
The lawn that I raised from just seeds!
Sir you must pick up that dog shit
You really need to pick up that dog shit
I demand that you pick up that dog shit
And i don't care that you don't have a tissue
To pick up that dog shit
Use your hands!!!
I don't want to step in you!
I don't want you on my shoe
I don't want to have to remember to
Have to walk around you
Thank you for picking up the dog shit sir
I really appreciate that you picked up the dog shit sir
But what are you doing now sir!
Don't you dare throw that dog shit at me sir
You threw that dog shit at me sir
It got in my mouth, you got your dog shit in my fucking mouth!
Now i will have my revenge on you sir
Cause i am going to follow you home sir
And shit all over your yard!
That's right i don't have a dog sir
So i am going to shit my human shit all over your yard
Like your dog did on mine!
And i will probably throw my human shit at your house too
And maybe even rub shit on your car and wife and kids and dog and then rub your nose in my shit toooo
Cause i will have my re-veange sir.
Yes I WILL HAVE MY REVEANGE on you
SHUT the fuck UP!!!
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