There is nothing scarier than a talking ape who’s a little trigger happy. It’s down right creepy. Luckily, Dawn of The Planet of The Apes is only a movie, but I have wonder after meeting my son’s in-laws. Too bad, my son’s mother-in-law, Gertrude, isn’t a fictious character. What were the evolutionaries thinking when they created this genetic mess? Well, Gertrude and Cesar, the intelligent and powerful simian leader of the new human/ape world, are emotionally and genetically the same person. They can’t trust humans, need etiquette classes when they eat and will jump you if you touch anything that belongs to them. Oh and my son’s, father-in-law, Sheldon, isn’t too far from Koba, the evil simian terrorizer with Charles Manson crazy eyeballs. I give Dawn of The Planet of The Apes 9 meshugas. Unfortunately, I had no say in the matter, but whoever created the in-law species must be annihilated. Henry, get the ugly, chipped dinner plates. The in-laws don’t deserve my fine china.