Drill Baby Drill EP. 2: Reap The World Wind

  • Posted: 7/10/2014
    • Length: 01:40
    • Plays: ???
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Sanford was right. This must be a "world wind" (one of the unintentionally hilarious typos from Sanford's sexy emails). A mistress that he totally loooves, plus all these other women he made out with or something but didn't cross the "sex line," plus the wife back home...it frankly sounds more exhausting than titillating. And personally, I wouldn't really give a rat's ass--if he hadn't been such an avid "marriage defender," what with the Bill Clinton condemnations and the anti-gay marriage stance and all. Apparently part of defending marriage as a concept is sacrificing your own marriage on the altar of your big ol' Gubernatorial boner. Let's hope his wife continues to act like a no-crap-taking badass--dump that sucka, Ms. Sanford. You can have another him in a minute. To the left, to the left, everything he owns in a box to the left. DRILL BABY DRILL, THE SERIES: From contraception to homosexuality, Conservatives seem to think they know how folks should behave in the bedroom. Well, what do they say about sex? How do they, y'know, talk sexy? The answers may surprise you. They may also make you throw up in your mouth a little bit. Subscribe now for more recreations of stories by and about Bill OReilly, David Vitter, Newt Gingrich, and more. Using their own words when possible, court records when necessary.

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