First World Problems - Live

  • Posted: 3/25/2014
    • Length: 02:39
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DOWNLOAD FREE at www.soundcloud.com/itwasajoke - do it! Visit our Home: www.itwasajoke.com Follow us on Twitter: www.twitter.com/itwasajokefilms Listen on SoundCloud: www.soundcloud.com/itwasajoke Support us on BandCamp: www.itwasajoke.bandcamp.com This is an #itwasajoke production. - Written & Performed by Ken Baker, Jason Branagan, Kev Branagan. - Engineered by Ken Baker. - Shot and Cut by Jason Branagan. - Shot on Canon 600D/Cut in Final Cut Pro X LYRICS: Yo! Somebody's gotta tell those cats over there in the third world that we got our own problems over here in world number one! Cause we live in the first world baby, we wanna be on TV. When I see these African kids on TV it's like they're making fun of me. Cause they know it's my life long dream, I just wanna be on TV. I'd let a fly crawl on my face, if I made front page. Daddy won't pay for a nose job, bitch won't give me a blow job. First World Problems. Welfare, about a hundred and fifty a week, And I'm beginning to think, that my life is looking bleak. I can barely pay my phone bill. Every single day's a struggle, it's always uphill. My girlfriend broke her phone the other day. I had to listen to her bitch and moan. But we had sex and it was ok. But she made me wear a condom, that shit is gay. Bitch thinks my dicks got aids, it's gonorrhoea motherfucker its a first world disease. Cause we live in the first world baby, we wanna be on TV. When I see these African kids on TV it's like they're making fun of me. I just wanna be on TV, you know it's my life long dream. I'd let a fly crawl on my face, if I made front page. And my fridge is so full I don't know what to eat, Water bill's tomorrow, next week the heat. I got 500 stations, no HDTV. Can't pirate music with slow wi-fi speeds. I'm so sick of opportunity. Parents always splashing money at me. I got the freshest clothes and the freshest kicks. So much pressure to look good and have a big dick. Cause I live in the first world baby, and I wanna be on TV. When I see these African kids on TV it's like they're making fun of me. Cause I wanna be on TV, I wanna be on TV. I'd let a fly crawl on my face, if I made front page.

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