F**kin' Problems - Cookie Monster (ft. Elmo)

  • Posted: 3/25/2014
    • Length: 02:58
    • Plays: ???
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We do not own any of the rights to the music or clips in this video. Lyrics: I love eating cookies that's my fucking problem And yeah I like cookies; got a fuckin problem I love eating cookies that's my fucking problem And yeah I like cookies; got a fuckin problem I love eating cookies that's my fucking problem And yeah I like cookies; got a fuckin problem If finding oat-meal is your fucking problem Bring your grandma to the crib maybe we can solve it Hold up, snickerdoodles down Taking hella long, bitch give them to me now Maybe that thing iced like a black or a white Ooh baby I like it raw; if it's cooked that's tight Monster get like me Never met a motherfucker this hungry All these mother fuckers wanna chomp like me Put the dough to your ho watch her bake cookies Cause I'm the puppet, but I ain't no muppet. look how they love it. eatin' oreos by the dozens; ain't got no budget. Brought her bitches, i brought my butters they gettin' sexy off they cookies; she licked my nutters. i let her lick 'em. They say cookies make a monster act monster-ish But at least a monster cookie rich I be eating cooks like I be a fucking baker Turn eggs, flour, water into a cookie caper. SUGAR! HOOK Elmo, this is the finale sesame street turned into a cookie rally Say she with Big Bird but she live inside the can With Oscar the grouch no cookies in her pan Got samoas on my mind, thin mints in a line The irony, I eat 'em at the same damn time You eyein me like a puppet don't exist Girl I know you want this dick Girl, I'm cookie mon-star Aka baker's dozens don't go far That mean your bakers they better not char My cookies are more important than your car Mmm Eat em all, cookie crumbs in the hallway Don't question me, just listen to what I say Halle berry, hallelujah Holla back, I'll chew ya, FEAST. HOOK

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