Andy and I are bitter, petty little failures, and naturally we resent those who have gotten the breaks in life we rightfully deserve. And what better target for our ire than the privileged, blue-blooded co-opters of Vampire Weekend? Hey, if our ancestors had the good sense to be rich, it would be us skanking on Paul Simon’s grave right now, not you turds! The class war is coming, dudes, so watch your backs! By the way, if I hit the Powerball I’m switching sides. Also, “Contra” is pretty great.
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