Ever wondered what it would be like if Batman was 16 years old and had no idea what he was doing? Well now you can see it all in Kick Ass opening Friday April 16th. In this version Bruce Wayne has a giant curly afro hasn't yet learned that black is waaaay cooler than bright green. Also he hasn't really learned how to choose sidekicks very well. McLovin? Really? You think that guy's got your back? You saw Superbad! He's got cold cocked in one punch! You don't want to have to rely on the dude with the glass jaw to have your back when the chips are down. At least Nick Cage is there to show them how to raise hell. That guy's probably trashed more hotel rooms jacked up on coke than Chateau Marmont cares to remember. So check out what Dave and Mikey think of this future...masterpiece? Only time (and box office receipts) will tell!