America’s Blue States are full of latte-sucking, Prius-driving liberal snobs. The Red States are full of meth-addicted hillbillies who think the South is gonna rise again. Which is the greater threat to society: Wine tasting or hog calling? The Forbes 400 or the Indy 500? To decide, Paul F. Tompkins and Patton Oswalt square off in the court of the Honorable Judge Lewis Black, the ultimate evaluator of evil.