www.montrealhearts.com Montreal Hearts Episode 8 - Beef Job Interview. Still reeling from his discovery that money is missing, Reg decides to hold job interviews with prospective security men. While standing on Reg's rooftop overlooking the downtown core, Garth is horrified to learn that Reg has placed an ad on Craigslist for the security position. The candidates are all unsuitable, starting with a Quebecois guy (JS Elie) who does not want to get mixed up in a prostitution ring. He is followed by a muscular lynyrd skynyrd guy (Elias Varoutsos) seeking pussy, and a fiendish fuck the poor Kiwi Australian (Chris Alsop) who hates police. Their last applicant is a Garfield the cat Gary Coleman guy (Shaun Malley) wearing a straw hat. After Garth leaves to deal with his wife Maxine, a towering brute called the Beef enters. He professes to know about Discordianism and tantric engineering. Reg is pleased to have finally met someone who can deal with the escort agency aspect of the job.
Direction/Edit by Shaun Malley
Cinematography by Elias C. Varoutsos
2nd Camera Chris Alsop
Written by Adam Kelly
A Gung Horse Production