All of Camden County has gathered at the Crab Shack to learn about the dramatic conclusion to the story of Ernie Belcher’s disappearance. Earl (Jason Lee) and Randy (Ethan Suplee) think it was an alien abduction. Darnell (Eddie Steeples) suspects a hundred-year-old feud. Joy (Jaime Pressly) and Catalina (Nadine Velazquez) wonder if Ernie’s freaky sex tapes could be the answer. But when the truth is revealed, everyone is shocked to find the answer has been under their noses all along.