Roseanne must referee when Dan's visiting father makes disparaging remarks about Dan's wasting time working as a contractor.
Debra invites her divorced parents to Thanksgiving dinner. Marie agrees to let Lois stay with her while Warren sleeps in Ray and Debras bed. Ray is traumatized when he goes to his room and walks in on Lois and Warren having sex. The next morning, Debra misinterprets her parents rendezvous as reconciliation.
A waitress at Cooper's asks about Doug's situation, and Doug decides he should start dressing better.
When cousin Emma's life is threatened, she plays dead and Jessica is summoned to London as the heir to the estate.
When Barney starts taking Thelma Lou for granted, she tosses him a curve by going out with Gomer Pyle.
Crystal hires a psychic to help her cope with the death of her husband; Darlene experiments with smoking
Rays unwillingness to share parental responsibilities with Debra sparks a conversation about his own childhood. Debra, Amy and Marie convince Ray and Frank to accompany Robert to see his therapist, Dr. Greenberg. Moments after arriving at his office, Ray and Frank coerce Robert to ditch therapy and go to the racetrack instead. For the next five weeks, under the pretense of going to Dr. Greenberg, the boys formulate their psychological breakthroughs while betting on the horses and enjoying each others company. But their fun comes to an end when their wives find out that Dr. Greenberg passed away and the boys have been going to the racetrack.
A college professor and her daughter come under suspicion when the daughter's boyfriend is murdered.
Victoria has doubts about her relationship with Emmet when Nikki, a woman from his past, shows up. Meanwhile, Melanie and Elka deal with an unwanted house guest. Joy falls for a handsome doctor but he has just one flaw. Guest stars: Heather Dubrow, Alan Dale, Robbie Amell
Dan and Roseanne disagree about where to spend their 15th anniversary; Becky refuses to dissect a frog in biology class; Darlene finds her paper route is more than she can handle.
Debra and Ray are astonished when Ally comes home with an "F" in math on her report card. Ray and Debra set up a meeting with math teacher Mr. Putnam to see what she could do to improve. Ray immediately picks up a "mean vibe" when they enter the classroom and clashes with Debra on how they should handle the situation. Later that evening, Amy tells Debra about a crush that Ally has for a "cute boy" in her math class. The next day, Debra has a follow up discussion with Mr. Putnam to tell him about Ally's distraction, but finds he's insensitive and mean. This leads to a role reversal back at the Barone home, as Ray becomes the responsible adult while Debra is concerned with the "cute boy" in Ally's life.
While filming a soap opera in which Mrs. Fletcher's niece plays a part, a 'pretend' victim is really dead.
Andy believes that Aunt Bee is working too hard, so he asks Malcolm Merriweather to help her with the household duties. Guest Star: Bernard Fox makes his second of three appearances as Malcolm Merriweather. He is also known as Doctor Bombay from Bewitched.
Victor French guest-stars as Sheriff Bo Harker, a town tamer who keeps his citizens in line with fear and brutality.
When the fun girls from Mt. Pilot return to Mayberry, Andy and Barney are soon in trouble with Helen and Thelma Lou. Factoid: This is the only episode in which Gomer and his cousin Goober Pyle appear together.
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A book about freaks, coupled with a chauffeur's incapacity, sets Larry up for a string of ejections involving Ted Danson, John McEnroe, and a group of mourners. Guest Stars: Ted Danson, Mary Steenburgen, John McEnroe
Lee J. Cobb and his daughter Julie Cobb appear together for the first time when Cobb guest-stars as a once-proud military officer who is suddenly faced with a painful and unplanned reunion with his daughter.
As the Ricardos get settled in their new country home, they immediately wind up in a mix-up with their old friends Fred and Ethel Mertz. Missing their old friends already, Lucy and Ricky decide to visit the Mertzes. At the same time, the Mertzes decide to trek to the country to visit the Ricardos.
A new school year begins, and the kids try to adjust to new and different situations.
Dillon is frustrated by Judge Kendall's insistence that the letter of the law be maintained and that Emmett Kaysinger and his gang, all known outlaws, be set free unless there is solid evidence to hold them.
Lucy hates to leave behind her old friends Fred and Ethel, who also happen to be her landlords. But Ricky told her to sell all their furniture. Lucy hates to part with her furniture almost as badly as she hates to part with the Mertzes. She persuades them to keep the furniture in their apartment, promising that it's 'just until we can move.'
When Barney spots Andy and Helen in Sterling's Jewelry Store, he starts telling everyone in town that the pair are getting married.
Dorothy's son, Michael, pays another visit and this time he has an announcement: he's engaged. However, Dorothy has two more surprises in store. Her future daughter-in-law is also black and twenty years older than Michael.
Clair goes to elaborate lengths to keep Cliff from discovering his special birthday surprise: a performance by Lena Horne. Clarence Williams III and Lena Horne guest star.
Lucy decides that it would be nice to move to the country and prevails on Ricky to place a deposit on a big house. Ricky agrees and puts a down payment on a house in Westport, Connecticut. It is not long before Lucy changes her mind. Lucy, Ethel, and Fred put on disguises to try and help poor Ricky get his deposit back.
Doug, Carrie, Deacon, and Kelly go on a vacation together. While at the hotel, Doug and Carrie find out that Deacon and Kelly have a more active sex life than them.