Meg writes an unflattering newspaper article on Mayor Adam West, which Peter discovers before press time and replaces with an article claiming that actor Luke Perry is gay. Peter then tries to seduce Perry to prove the validity of the article.

After a near-death experience on his anniversary, Peter learns the importance of spending time with Lois.

Although Chris rejects the idea of liposuction in his efforts to lose weight, Peter becomes addicted to plastic surgery.

Taking care of the neighbor's cat isn't as easy as the Smalls thought it would be.

Bloberta searches for a solution to her humdrum life.

This being his third attempt at death in such a short time, Orel is starting to have a little difficulty returning to his mortal coil.

Bloberta's painkiller medicine might be a tad too strong.

Doughy helps Orel complete his church costume. Unfortunately, the finishing touch is highly conductive.

Bloberta propositions Reverend Putty, who is not very smooth with the ladies.

Two average housewives share a cup of coffee - and their fears.