While the kids are on an educational field trip to a living museum, Cartman makes Butters sneak away from the class to go to the amusement center located next door.

One day the citizens of South Park wake up and find the internet is gone. When Randy hears there may still be some internet out in California, he packs up his family and heads west.

While Ms. Garrison is off trying to find a way to become the man he was always intended to be, Cartman is put in charge of the classroom.

Who is Eric Cartman's father? It could be anyone who attended South Park's 12th Annual Drunken Barn Dance.

When Stan discovers his new dog Sparky is gay, he becomes so confused he loses his will to play in the big Homecoming Football game against North Park.

Randy makes the boys watch a boring political debate between Obama and Clinton.

The Canadians reward Stephen Abootman for representing them in the strike.

Mr. Garrison's penis escapes from the genetics lab.

The fourth grade field trip to Pioneer Village is disrupted by thieves.