"The Hills" isn't just boring, but being around the girl from the show could also be hazardous to your health!

If the guy who played Austin Power's henchmen is guilty of the brutal rape charges he's facing -- then the vicious punishment his balls received in this ferocious 1994 UFC fight suddenly doesn't seem that bad.

Shirley Partridge was as hip as moms came in the '70s -- but these days the 74-year-old is dressing like a nana on a weekend bender in Atlantic City ... not that there's anything wrong with that.

Jessica Simpson should have known better: Madeo is a notoriously old-fart star hangout that attracts pappers by the bus load. So what did she expect -- she's 30 years younger and a lot hotter than your average celeb bear.

Busting out his brand new cane for the occasion, the ghost of "Taxi" heartthrob Bobby Wheeler celebrated his 58th b-day last night at Area.

Brad Pitt unloaded his clown car of small children at the Waldorf Astoria in New York last night -- it sure beats shooting their trash in Berlin.

The "300" hunk left the club alone last night -- but that didn't stop him from making one last ditch attempt at a love connection at the Crown Bar valet stand.

If seeing Heidi and Spencer working the Taco Bell drive-thru window isn't enough to make you actually run for the border, we don't know what will.

The weather at the Pride of Britain awards in London last night got progressively worse as the arrivals went on -- and once Geri Haliwell and Emma Bunton hit the carpet, so did the pounding rain and thunder. Drenched Spice!

Britney may finally be adjusting to the ridiculous paparazzi swarms in NYC -- she actually managed a smile and a wave last night on the Great White Way without looking completely paralyzed with fear.