Aunt Bee causes controversy when she hangs a jury on the basis that the defendant (Jack Nicholson) does not look like a criminal.
David has to move in with D.J. when the basement is flooded; David hesitantly admits to Becky that he had an erotic dream; she assumes it was about her; D.J. tells Mark, who tries to beat up David; then David confesses the dream was really about Roseanne.
An office crisis sets Rob to reminiscing about his hectic early days as a comedy writer.
When Rays friend Andy gets a job booking guests for a local sports radio show, Ray offers to appear as a guest, only to find out that the shows host, Jerry Musso, hates him. After soliciting opinions from his entire family about the situation, Ray winds up getting into fight with Robert, who seems delighted by the notion that someone actually doesnt like Ray.
Rose's cousin Sven, arrives in Miami for a visit just prior to him being married by arrangement. However, when Blanche plays a trick on her latest beau, which involves Sven, the naive groom falls for her. Meanwhile, Sophia tries to renew her driver's license.
Philip Diedeshiemer works with Adam to prevent mine cave-ins. They create the "square set" system.
Seeking refuge from a storm, Festus Haggen stumbles into a cave where an old Indian is dying.
Pam faces the reality of applying to colleges; Cliff continues to interfere with the construction of the Huxtables' new kitchen.
Fred's birthday is approaching, and the Ricardos decide to buy him a custom-made tweed suit as a surprise. Lucy sneaks into the Mertz apartment to borrow one of Fred's old suits as a model. Mrs. Trumbull, unaware of Lucy's intentions, sees her and tells Ethel. Because of a robbery scare in the neighborhood involving a 'Madame X,' Ethel immediately jumps to the conclusion that Lucy is she.
Frank must find a way to fix his image with Ally when she catches him "sampling" some trail mix at the supermarket. After Ally sees Frank get into an argument with the assistant produce manager, Debra tells Ray to talk to Frank about the incident. Ray reluctantly tells his father he upset Ally, and now Frank must find a way to make amends to his granddaughter.
Against great odds, the mother of two infamous outlaw sons tries to steer her youngest boy into an honest life. Jan-Michael Vincent guest-stars.
Howard Sprague is smitten with Millie Hutchins (Arlene Golonka), an employee of Boysinger's Bakery. Her last boyfriend, however, is the jealous type. Guest Star: Arlene Golonka (as Mille Hutchins) who played Sam Jones' girlfriend in Mayberry R.F.D.
During Theo's first parent-teacher conference, he finds himself attracted to the mother of one of his students.
The Ricardos nearly wreck the apartment of their landlord friends, the Mertzes, when they try to help decorate their apartment and Lucy proves herself an inferior decorator.
Rob finds himself in hot water after giving a television interview in which he unwittingly portrays his wife Laura as a nut.
Elka (Betty White) is excited to learn that the McRib, the most delicious sandwich ever made, is back.
Chase Jackson visits Melanie and gives her free tickets to his sold out show.
Joy is upset when she learnsthat the DJ host she went out on a date with recorded every unflattering thing she said and broadcasted it all over the radio in little sound bites.
Melanie tries to get tickets to a sold out Chase Jackson concert by using her brain tumor to her advantage.
When Cedric The Entertainer interrupts Betty White one too many times, she decides to rename him.
When Betty White fills in for one of the crew members, Cedric The Entertainer and Niecy Nash pay the consequences.
Comedians Megan Neuringer and Pat Dixon join Leila to watch some of the funniest moments featuring TV Lands perfect pairs and favorite duos.
Jack and Chrissy spend a night alone in the apartment when Janet stays the night with Mrs. Roper, and everyone's in a tizzy. Janet's anxious, Chrissy's feeling spurned, and Jack's just trying to do the right thing.
After a talk with Cedric The Entertainer, David Alan Basche buys a pet chicken.
Chrissy meets a new, "older" man at the supermarket. Mrs. Roper knows something about him that could ruin her happiness.
Jennifer Falls revolves around a career woman and mother, Jennifer Doyle (Jaime Pressly) who must move back in with her own mom after being let go from her high-powered, six-figure salary job. With her teenage daughter in tow, Jennifer has to face her new life and figure out what the next steps are to rebuild.
A co-worker gets a promotion based on looks not skills, and Janet considers some cosmetic alteration to better her chances for advancement.
While the girls are away, Jack throws a wild party. The next day it's Mr. Roper, not Jack, who wakes up with the 'morning-after blues.'
When Victoria realizes that her friends aren't helping her get a nomination, she decides to take matters into her own hands.
Joy (Jane Leeves), Melanie (Valerie Bertinelli) and Victoria (Wendie Malick) realize that they have all been played by the same man.
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