After almost five months of marriage, newlywed life seems less...new. It's been two weeks with no sex - Blair is feeling disconnected and insecure, but the more pressure he puts on, the less turned on Jeff becomes. John is finding Kathryn's ever-expanding body unattractive which angers Kathryn. Tina tries to heat up her sex life with a sexy dance, but Tarz finds her cute instead of sexy. At least Kim and Alaska manage a sexy reunion after doing their own thing on opposite coasts, but as soon as the next separation approaches, the couple is on edge.