The marriage clock strikes at 3 months and power struggles grow. John acquires a failing tanning salon and reluctantly considers putting Kathryn at the helm. After giving in to Kim and moving to Harlem together, Alaska puts his foot down as ruler of his new household. Tarz doesn't want to have sex on Tina's baby-making schedule. It's finally the weekend of Blair and Jeff's lavish commitment ceremony. While Blair is ecstatic to be surrounded by family and friends, Jeff's insecurity by his parents is tormenting him.