Still on cloud nine, Blair embraces his inner bridezilla and begins planning a lavish commitment ceremony in Savannah. Kim cringes at the thought of living in Alaska's former bachelor pad, while Alaska remains committed to economizing. Tina and Tarz get matching tattoos, outraging Tina's conservative father. John's fantasy of a traditional marriage comes true when his new wife initially cooks and cleans for him, but she quickly becomes bored with her new identity as housewife.
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