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Comatose John Clarkson Drops Out Of GOP Race Due To Sex Scandal

  • Posted: 7/1/2013
    • Length: 01:06
    • Plays: ???
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John Clarkson, the unconscious GOP frontrunner, was forced to drop out of the race after he was caught receiving oral sex from a very unattractive nurse.

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