Maureen's old friend Ross the intern comes to the inn to judge a local talent show. Nervous to judge the competition, Ross suggests that Maureen, Bobby and Carney be the judges while he hosts the event. It'll be just like American Idol. As Maureen and Bobby get excited to judge the Pigeon Idol, Carney is suffering from an uncomfortable and painful hemorrhoid. Her mood slowly transforms into anger and ultimately threatens to ruin a traditionally friendly local talent show.