Paint With Fifty Shades Of Grey - A Pocahontas Parody

  • Posted: 7/29/2014
    • Length: 01:25
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So, I don't know about you ladies and gents, but since the Fifty Shades of Grey trailer has been officially released, I am confident that I at least have Valentine's Day plans all set :) And in the spirit of #MusicalParodyMonday, I bring to you "Paint With Fifty Shades Of Grey", A Pocahontas Parody... Lyrics: You think you own every toy that you could fathom A woman’s body is just a thing that you can claim But I know every gag, restraint, and paddle Comes in different sizes and in thickness for your play You think the only people who are people Are the ones who like your big Red Room of Pain But I know if you flogged me with a Snakewhip I might learn things, I never knew, I can’t explain... Have you ever made a girl cry from a nipple clamp? Or asked your crackhead mother why she whored? Do you think it’s why you like rough BDSM? Do you paint with shades of grey because you’re bored? Do you paint with shades of grey because you’re bored? **Special Thanks to YouTube User mimiprkl for the track used! And God Bless E.L. James!**

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