With no entertainment news to report, Derrick, Pat, and special guest human-blooper Perry Caravello dedicate this episode to fun -- except things get tense, and Anastasia makes Perry cry in front of a real doctor.
In this award-winning report, Sadee Deenus meets a typical all American family and completely destroys it.
Spike and Jet stumble across Faye Valentine, a wanted criminal, in a casino on Mars. Faye is more than a handful, holding her own against them and the others who are after her as well. Faye is involved in a shady deal involving a secret microchip. Whose side is she really on?
On a very special Aqua TV Show Show, we explore the deadly potential of viral marketing.
Faye, still trying to get over the shock of recovering her memory, is out on her own. She meets Julia, the woman from Spike's past, who tells Faye to relay a message to Spike. Will Faye comply?
When the town's newest crime boss kills the town's favorite hardware merchant, the marshals use extreme measures to catch him. Plus: Doc Shades finds a second career.
Chris faces consequences.
New developments pose a threat.
Several characters deal with change.
When a killer releases a hit list that includes some of the biggest stars in showbiz, Chris, Brett and Susie must head to Tinselwood to stop him.
Events are set in motion.
Love it or leave it.
A new element; problems.
Salt is not your friend.
Seriously, though, do eventually check out 'Toad in the Hole.' Great stuff.
Watch Dandy and his crew dive head-first into their oddest adventure yet.
Ike gets circumcised.
Mr. Mackey talks to the class about drugs.
The boys flash back to earlier in the episode and it wrong.
The Sundance Film Festival organizers plan to use South Park for their own, twisted ends.
Stan and Kyle work on their clubhouse.
Cartman and Kenny plan to build a rival clubhouse.
The mayor and Uncle Jimbo preside over the 14th Annual South Park Cow Days.
Cartman thinks it was all a dream.
Charlie Manson hotwires the car and takes the kids to the mall to see Mr. Hankey.
Uncle jimbo tries to shoot Scuzzlebutt, without realizing it's actually Cartman.
Barbra tortures the boys with her singing until they give up the location of the triangle.
Chef recounts his version of the Drunken Barn Dance events to Cartman.
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