Witch sister'll win the Miss Heartshe crown: Hurshe or Hambrosia? Pageant judge Hurlan will try dying... or die trying!
In the Big Fau and Big O battle, Big Fau's immense and superior powers push Big O to the limit. Dorothy, sensing that Roger is in danger, suddenly becomes conscious from her deep sleep and saves Roger from defeat. Angel and Gordon enter into another dimension to return to a life with certainty...that is, a life without missing memories.
Derrick is joined by health expert Gregg Valentino to discuss his steroid-dealing arrest, questionable tributes are paid to an ailing comedian. Jennifer Day performs and NOTJackie Stallone sets the record straight.
Rusty becomes obsessed with a ballerina after attending a performance of the 'Swan Lake.' Hillbilly monster Booter Lee Bogg becomes insanely aroused by the thought of a half-goose, half-woman while seeing the same production. Rusty joins the ballet to get next to Brianna. It probably won't end well.
Chris's signature blood splatters turn him into an art world star - but will success ruin the nation's top marshal? Guest Starring Bud Cort.
Gary loses his summon word at a concert. Whoever finds it will have total control of Gary. Unwholesome hilarity ensues.
After awakening from months of hypersleep, the Plutonians are sent on a deadly mission by their new masters, the Mooninites.
Frank bets everyone in town a plate of cheese-sticks that he'll be the focus of the local news program's newest segment: Person of the Day.
Sometimes you just gotta get away from it all, in order to destroy the entirety of civilization.
Hambrosia teaches Doc that death is a gift, but Doc exchanges it for a thinly veiled metaphor concerning the complexities of the abortion debate.
Faye's abandoned the Bebop...and taken the cash! Meanwhile, Spike sets off on his own to find his long-lost love, Julia, but only after a big fight with Jet. Elsewhere, Faye finds company with a strange man named Gren in the town of Blue Crow, a place without women.
Correspondent Narge Hemingway visits a summer camp with a horrible secret and doesn't find a husband or what that horrible secret is.
Rock & roll superstar Kenny Winker is coming to China, IL and giving away one ticket to hang out with him on his tour bus, The Garden of Hedon.
Brighter than a thousand digital suns.
Dr. Steve seeks pleasure in all its forms. Brown watches him. Manager of Bottoms Up promotes Bottoms Up.