Drinky Crow befriends a hideous freak with Proteus syndrome on a suicide hotline, and Uncle Gabby resolves to steal him away for himself.
The sleazy Maakies bar becomes gentrified and Drinky Crow is inspired to commit many horrible and gruesome murders. Copious violence and slutty college girls abound!
The class's latest mission is to search for a 'ghost' spotted in an amusement park. Paired up with Shiemi, Rin can't shake off the feeling that he's on a date. They find the ghost, who keeps taunting them and running off, until the mission becomes a game of tag. Separated from Shiemi, Rin is confronted by the King of Earth - Amaimon! When he loses the Koma Sword to Amaimon, Rin finds himself being consumed by the power of Satan...!
The Prime Minister is alerted to the existence of 'hub cyberbrains,' while Ishikawa returns from the peninsula to report on what he found out about Kuze's past.
Derek Childrens vows to regain control of the hospital from Sy. Includes fairies, a donkey head, hydraulics, and poison lipstick.
Several of the Aqua Teens' enemies gather to plot their next move.
Early shoots Rusty to prove that guns should be legal.
The Freemans find that Eddie Wuncler's new slavery theme park 'Freedomland' may be a bit too authentic, when they are trapped there and forced to be slaves. Huey must find a way to uproot them from this situation.
Schwarzwald is still alive, and he is distributing leaflets about the arrival of a great Leviathan. Needless to say, Alex Rosewater wants him stopped, and Paradigm Corporation tries to hold Roger to his old contract. Later, Paradigm City is indeed attacked by a Leviathan, but instead of mythical beast, it looks like another Megadeus.
A new judge takes the controversial stance of punishing criminals.
Early sells out to liberal Hollywood.
America declares war on Early's new neighborhood.
The squids have a nuanced and well thought out debate on the controversial practice of fracture mining.
Our writers imagine how Scrooge McDuck would do on Shark Tank, Fred Flintstone gets a colonoscopy, Shrek has a moment of clarity, and Doc from Mike Tyson's Punchout passes on to the great arena in the sky.
Meow gets jealous when Dandy finds a dog on a deserted planet, but when the pooch turns out to be carrying tiny alien stowaways, the crew might never see Boobies again!
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