'Jon' realizes he doesn't have any friends. The Mirminsky's hire someone new.
TB gets some bad news from his mom. 'Jon' asks out his dry cleaner. The Wang Cho's seek revenge for the murder of Bohai.
'Jon' goes on a silent strike. Yvgeny's girlfriend Trish has an affair.
After awakening from months of hypersleep, the Plutonians are sent on a deadly mission by their new masters, the Mooninites.
Spike and Jet come up against an eco-terrorist group known as the 'Space Warriors.' Their leader is worth a cool 25 million, something Spike and Jet can't resist. But the group's leader has plans of her own, and if the government of Ganymede doesn't agree to her demands, she'll use an experimental virus on them all!
Brak finds all kinds of excuses to skip school because he does not want to dissect a friendly clam. In his sleep, Spoonie, a talking wooden spoon, and Wunderbird, a yellow bird with a French accent, appear and promise to help Brak save the clam.
Cranky old, out of touch correspondent Skip Reming experiences the horrors of modern air travel and perky, hot correspondent Xandra Dent meets robots who save and destroy the world.
Dad gets upset with the neighborhood association and decides to run for its presidency. With the help of Brak and Zorak, he puts an ad in the newspaper filled with lies about the current president, Galrog. In retaliation, Galrog challenges Dad to a public debate.
Gender expert Perry Caravello is interviewed by Derrick about what it means to be a man. A very special makeover goes awry, and Hollywood is attacked by death, again. Jeff Deane Turner reviews a movie.
Johnny DuBose and Rusty's family each try to court the biggest wrestler in the world: the moronic hillbilly man-mountain Booter Lee Bogg. They bribe him with hot ladies, mountains of food and a deepfat fryer made of gold but Booter worries that if he wrestles he will wake up an ancient demon and it will emerge, hungering for blood.
Minoriteam has a close encounter of the backward kind when they are taken to another planet by aliens and forced into a battery of challenges that incorporate the aliens' intimate knowledge of American minority stereotypes. Back on Earth, White Shadow and company find that racist charades can only hold their interest for so long.
Brendon spends the weekend with his father and his father's girlfriend, Linda, who turns out to be a very unpleasant person. Coach McGuirk, meanwhile, plays big brother to a student who is prone to sickness.
Tim and Eric are late in delivering the episode to the Network and must rely on Hamburger Taxi to get the tape there on time.
(John C. Reilly, Neil Hamburger, Al Yankovic guest star)
The Xtacles are called upon once again by Evil President Stan to solve the mystery of who 'desecrated' the President's extravagant new statue. Using their typical mix of rash judgment, and murderous conclusions, the Xtacles pin the crime on an innocent man. Case Closed.
Paralyzed by a lack of leadership, The Xtacles struggle with the decision to decide about future decisions. Meanwhile, terrorists are systematically destroying the Rocky Mountains. Evil President Stan has no choice but to call on the Xtacles to stop the destruction of America's Favorite Mountain Range.
Cyborg adopts Brother Blood s henchman, PainBot, as his sidekick. Watch more Teen Titans Go! on Cartoon Network!
Dr. Brule tackles religion and gets to be a church boy.
Dr. Brule talks shop with a real live carpenter.
Dr. Brule walks us through today's many important discoveries.
Legal troubles are the least of Bieber's worries.
Dandy and QT are taking Meow back to his old stomping grounds, like it or not.
Dr. Brule's finds religion at the Playpen club and talks to a real wizard.
Leaked footage from this summer's hottest blockbuster.
You're gonna see some serious sh**.
Don't worry. They're well worth the wait.
The Blizzard board members resolve to give the boys a special sword.
Punching! Yelling! Powering up! More yelling!
Jeffrey's here to teach Dr. Steve how to live fabulously.
It'll be an episode to remember, right up until you forget it.
Legends of Chima is back with all-new episodes! Dangerous, new animal tribes have blocked the waterfalls of Mt. Cavora, stolen the Chi, and captured the Legend Beasts! Watch Legends of Chima on Cartoon Network!
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