Strongman gets weak in the knees; a tease gets stoned; a flirty husband falls for a chain saw; a drunk wife crashes a sobriety party; a garage sale turns deadly; a flasher exposes his weakness; pot user goes brain dead.
Tennis brat gets the shaft; a sadistic bank loan officer; a dead-eye sniper; a tourist eats a ghost chili; a deadly infomercial; a jail break gone wrong; a cave man discovers fire.
A fitness instructor gets bounced; a bird smuggler gets the flu; coke mules get branded; husband and wife take a hit; computer thief crashes and burns; moonshiner gets poked; a director makes a scene.
A bicycle hater gets drilled; dummy tries to milk a pig; a diva gets winded; a scavenger loses his head; an office tart breaks the copy machine; motel inspector wakes up dead.
A bug hater bugs out; a wedding crasher cuts loose; a street vendor lights up; a hijacker fights inflation; a thief gets a meat beat down; a ghost hunter gets spooked.
A Chinese rapper gets grilled; a mini-golfer maxes out; a super lotto winner goes super nuts; a yoga teacher is a real gas; hipster goes down in slo-mo; a hacker gets hacked; a warden can’t lock it down.
A fat man squeezes into a baby swing; a female boxer goes down; a stoner gets launched ;bad man takes an acid bath; a food fight turns deadly; a tattoo artist swallows a chain; a ferret goes up the eerie canal.
A man sexes up a statue, a sleep walker goes for a swim, hot headed swimming instructor gets over heated, bad parrot sitter takes a fall, rioter gets the wind knocked out of him, and a man dies with a happy ending.
Wedding singer gets choked up, muscle bound woman meets her maker, wanna be chef loses face, french maid gets stuck on iron maiden, mugger spills own guts, a "winning" tv star gets cancelled.
Cat Lady’s love goes too fur, a burglar falls for his victim, a mob boss is given the finger, a nasty supermodel is given a dead eye, a customer is left breathless by great savings, a guy rolls over the point.
Socialite goes green, man with short fuse finally blows, woman high jumps to her death, crooked cop has the smell of decay, a wormy scam artist, trippy trip to the market, lame mad scientist gets burned.
A lady puckers up one last time, a tow truck driver becomes a head banger, a waitress gets a bad tip, a food critic forgets the point, turkey gets hit with a turkey, neck massager takes a woman’s breath away, a dancer loses heart.
Food trucker gets fried, band member learns seppuku, agro bouncer forgets the point, chemical engineer gets burned, drug dealer goes for a trip, and a mime is silenced, all while a tennis flirt meets her demise.
A bank robber sticks his neck out for a friend, red head gets taken down, a badass teen meets a mail box, a sheister shopper takes a dip, a fat man loses face, and a fart that kills.
Sexy politico has a sneezing fit, a gun toting old man blows up, a woman with road rage gets one in the gut, a shocking end for a convict, a dirty biker gets hers, camper boils over with love for her friends.
Dictator gets stuck in the U.S, security guard gets hosed, rock climber becomes rock faller, jackass dare becomes do-and-die, cyclist runs out of breath, foot fetisher gets toe jammed, circus clown meets an insane posse.
A Neanderthal celebrates the discovery of fire until he dies from smoke inhalation
Doesn\'t hiking sound fun?
A man with a fetish for lactating women mistakenly flashes four female wrestlers, and while he survives the beat-down he gets, he dies from an allergic reaction to breast milk he\'d consumed.
A wounded gang-banger gets an intubation tube inserted into his stomach instead of his lungs.
Japanese rocker dies onstage; prison inmate blows escape attempt; sexiled roommate gets revenge; dumb terrorists melt down; moronic hard hat falls hard; tall guy gets squeeze in medieval England.
A man gets a DIY blood transfusion to pass a drug test, but dies after warming up the blood in the microwave.
An actress turned coke addict sneezes while snorting a line, sending her metal coke straw into her brain.
A guy really hits the wrong nerve during an interview.
A middle-aged skateboarding vandal is up to no good when a botched trick knocks him out and he lands face-first into a patch of newly poured concrete.
A man with paraphillic infantilism (sex fetish where you pretend you\'re a baby) gets his head caught in his gigantic custom built crib.
A robot maker meets his maker; an exhibitionist goes down in public; Houdini\'s last escape; a vomit lover gets chunked; a prankster gets pranked; B-baller finds nothing but death; a Hollywood star gets drained.
Is that really a good place to hide contraband?
A prankster spooks his skittish girlfriend on a haunted hayride and gets run over by the tractor-trailer.
A fashion-obsessed New York socialite (think Paris Hilton) dies of arsenic poisoning after wearing a vintage dress dyed with “Paris Green”.
1000 Ways to Die combines the science of living and the randomness of death with a dash of Darwinism. What actually happens when a rattlesnake\'s venom enters the bloodstream? How do Nitrogen bubbles affect the body after long exposure under water then immediately to 2 miles up into the sky? These questions will be answered in glorious CGI effects. Forensic experts, pathologists, toxicologists, herpetologists, and other experts offer eloquent explanations of mortality.