Strongman gets weak in the knees; a tease gets stoned; a flirty husband falls for a chain saw; a drunk wife crashes a sobriety party; a garage sale turns deadly; a flasher exposes his weakness; pot user goes brain dead.
Lazy husband goes on a roll; terrorists get gas; a survivalist doesn't; urine big trouble; germaphobe takes a deadly bath; little person-big death; death on the jersey shore.
Tennis brat gets the shaft; a sadistic bank loan officer; a dead-eye sniper; a tourist eats a ghost chili; a deadly infomercial; a jail break gone wrong; a cave man discovers fire.
A fitness instructor gets bounced; a bird smuggler gets the flu; coke mules get branded; husband and wife take a hit; computer thief crashes and burns; moonshiner gets poked; a director makes a scene.
A bicycle hater gets drilled; dummy tries to milk a pig; a diva gets winded; a scavenger loses his head; an office tart breaks the copy machine; motel inspector wakes up dead.
A bug hater bugs out; a wedding crasher cuts loose; a street vendor lights up; a hijacker fights inflation; a thief gets a meat beat down; a ghost hunter gets spooked.
A Chinese rapper gets grilled; a mini-golfer maxes out; a super lotto winner goes super nuts; a yoga teacher is a real gas; hipster goes down in slo-mo; a hacker gets hacked; a warden can’t lock it down.
A fat man squeezes into a baby swing; a female boxer goes down; a stoner gets launched ;bad man takes an acid bath; a food fight turns deadly; a tattoo artist swallows a chain; a ferret goes up the eerie canal.
1000 Ways to Die is back for an all new season, and putting a smiley face on death. It's loaded with crazy characters, bizarre situations, weird science and the best part - somebody always dies!
A man sexes up a statue, a sleep walker goes for a swim, hot headed swimming instructor gets over heated, bad parrot sitter takes a fall, rioter gets the wind knocked out of him, and a man dies with a happy ending.
Wedding singer gets choked up, muscle bound woman meets her maker, wanna be chef loses face, french maid gets stuck on iron maiden, mugger spills own guts, a "winning" tv star gets cancelled.
Cat Lady’s love goes too fur, a burglar falls for his victim, a mob boss is given the finger, a nasty supermodel is given a dead eye, a customer is left breathless by great savings, a guy rolls over the point.
Socialite goes green, man with short fuse finally blows, woman high jumps to her death, crooked cop has the smell of decay, a wormy scam artist, trippy trip to the market, lame mad scientist gets burned.
A lady puckers up one last time, a tow truck driver becomes a head banger, a waitress gets a bad tip, a food critic forgets the point, turkey gets hit with a turkey, neck massager takes a woman’s breath away, a dancer loses heart.
A lady puckers up one last time, a tow truck driver becomes a head banger, a waitress gets a bad tip, a food critic forgets the point, turkey gets hit with a turkey, neck massager takes a womans breath away, a dancer loses heart
Food trucker gets fried, band member learns seppuku, agro bouncer forgets the point, chemical engineer gets burned, drug dealer goes for a trip, and a mime is silenced, all while a tennis flirt meets her demise.
A Neanderthal celebrates the discovery of fire until he dies from smoke inhalation
Doesn\'t hiking sound fun?
A man with a fetish for lactating women mistakenly flashes four female wrestlers, and while he survives the beat-down he gets, he dies from an allergic reaction to breast milk he\'d consumed.
A wounded gang-banger gets an intubation tube inserted into his stomach instead of his lungs.
Japanese rocker dies onstage; prison inmate blows escape attempt; sexiled roommate gets revenge; dumb terrorists melt down; moronic hard hat falls hard; tall guy gets squeeze in medieval England.
A man gets a DIY blood transfusion to pass a drug test, but dies after warming up the blood in the microwave.
An actress turned coke addict sneezes while snorting a line, sending her metal coke straw into her brain.
A guy really hits the wrong nerve during an interview.
A middle-aged skateboarding vandal is up to no good when a botched trick knocks him out and he lands face-first into a patch of newly poured concrete.
A man with paraphillic infantilism (sex fetish where you pretend you\'re a baby) gets his head caught in his gigantic custom built crib.
A robot maker meets his maker; an exhibitionist goes down in public; Houdini\'s last escape; a vomit lover gets chunked; a prankster gets pranked; B-baller finds nothing but death; a Hollywood star gets drained.
Is that really a good place to hide contraband?
A prankster spooks his skittish girlfriend on a haunted hayride and gets run over by the tractor-trailer.
A fashion-obsessed New York socialite (think Paris Hilton) dies of arsenic poisoning after wearing a vintage dress dyed with “Paris Green”.
1000 Ways to Die combines the science of living and the randomness of death with a dash of Darwinism. What actually happens when a rattlesnake\'s venom enters the bloodstream? How do Nitrogen bubbles affect the body after long exposure under water then immediately to 2 miles up into the sky? These questions will be answered in glorious CGI effects. Forensic experts, pathologists, toxicologists, herpetologists, and other experts offer eloquent explanations of mortality.