Gabe blackmails Teddy and PJ to pose as his parents in order to get him out of trouble with his teacher -- but the plan soon backfires.
Teddy is having a hard time in class with Mr. Piper, who gives her a poor grade for not filling in test ovals correctly.
Amy plans a big musical song and dance performance for the annual hospital charity gala and tries to get the rest of the family to perform with her.
Teddy and Skyler decide to compete against PJ and Emmett in a battle of the bands competition, but PJ and Skyler end up falling for each other.
Teddy has to bring Charlie along on a date with a boy she likes. When it turns out the boy is into role-playing, Teddy and Charlie have to play along.
When Bob and Amy plan to go away for a night, Teddy and PJ decide to throw a party -- but the party is compromised when Bob and Amy get into a fight.
Teddy and Ivy use a "fake phone call" app to convince Amy and Mary Lou that the other one gave permission for the girls to go to a party.
Amy desperately tries to potty train Charlie in advance of her big interview with an exclusive preschool, but Charlie only likes to flush her toys.
Teddy takes a miserable job working at an ocean-themed children's party place in order to pay off her cell phone bill.
Teddy, Gabe and Charlie try to sneak into the Gurgles concert. Meanwhile, Bob gets a miniature horse for Charlie's birthday party.
Bob is being unfairly stubborn and won't let his little girl practice driving, so Teddy goes behind his back and offers to drive Mrs. Dabney around.
Teddy, confused about who the love of her life could be, has Ivy meet her at the ski resort. Meanwhile, Gabe and PJ enter an ice skating competition.
On the family ski trip, Teddy meets a psychic who tells her she will come face-to-face with the love of her life during the vacation.
Charlie develops a new bad habit of pushing buttons. Meanwhile, Teddy has to shoot a scene of an important moment in her life for film class.
When Teddy finds out that Spencer is seeing someone new, she lies and says that she too is seeing someone: a boy named Austin.
Teddy is having a hard time recovering from her breakup with Spencer, so Ivy brings Skyler, the other girl, over to commiserate.